Showing posts with label Luang Prabang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luang Prabang. Show all posts

Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Long and Winding Road to Vang Vieng

We spent a lovely couple days relaxing in Luang Prabang.  After our tourist hell experience with the monks at dawn, we...

Spent more time wandering along the Mekong River.

Checked out these rice patties, which will eventually become sun dried rice cakes!

Ordered a pain au chocolat at a French bakery for Chad.

Watching this massive spider wrap up a fresh meal

Gawked at the even bigger spider in the middle of this photo.

Wondered about Laotian seatbelts and their definition of 'road safety' (okay, I'm the only geek who was thinking that).  Note one kid in front, one behind, both tied to Mom.

Enjoyed yet more Beerlao at a riverside cafe.

But all good things must come to an end, and soon it was time to take the bus south to Vang Vieng.  The bus ride was reported by our guidebook and travel forums to be "serpentine" and long, and we awoke early the next morning ready for whatever might come our way.  We had bought tickets on a VIP bus, which sounded pretty fancy.  And our travel agent assured us that this ticket included a toilet on board ("Are you sure?" I asked.  "A toilet on board?"  "Yes, on board," she repeated), refreshments, and lunch was included.

First was a transfer to the bus station.  The tuktuk actually showed up on time to pick us up.  A sign of good things, perhaps.  Then we got to the bus station to see that our 9 am bus was at 9:30.  But c'est la vie, and never mind the fact that we paid 165,000 Kip for our tickets and the price listed at the station was 130,000 and the price on the ticket was 105,000.  "Old ticket," we told ourselves reassuringly.

Our home for the next (allegedly) six hours.

Happily this bus without a door was not for us!

Chad waits patiently for departure time.

Some might say it's a bad sign when your bus has got your destination spelled incorrectly...

What to say of the bus ride?  Well, it was long - more like 7 and a half hours including breaks after finally leaving around 10 am, through twisting and windy roads but beautiful scenery.  Even more twisty than New Zealand.  As you may have guessed from my lengthy discussion of the toilet, above, there was not actually a toilet on the bus.  I was lucky enough to figure this out before we left - not so for the French girl across the aisle who drank a bottle of water and can of pop before figuring it out.  'Refreshments' were one bottle of water handed out at the beginning of the ride, and 'lunch provided' meant a 20 minute stop at a bus company run restaurant at about 3 pm so you could buy your own lunch.

A view from one of our rest stops.  We spent a lot of time crawling up and down and around these smokey hills at about 30 km/h.

But what the hell - it's not like we haven't been through long, nightmarish bus journeys before (I'm looking at you, Turkish overnight buses!), and when we arrived in Vang Vieng this was the view from our hotel room.


And at the cafe next door, beer and dinner was waiting to consume along with sunset views.


They even have warps!


It was extremely smokey at Luang Prabang, during the bus trip, and at Vang Vieng.  It was smokey and smoggy even during our whole flight from Chiang Mai, it was extremely smokey and smoggy the whole way - like riding just above a thick grey soup.  While some of it is pollution, the locals say it's seasonal smoke from farmers burning their rice paddies and (more likely) clearing forested land so it can be planted.  We saw quite a few banana tree fields clinging to the very steep hillsides in the mountainous country we drove through - all planted by hill tribes after the land was cleared by burning.  What a lot off work to harvest those bananas!


Vang Vieng is obviously a beautiful place, but it has a bad reputation for being another tourist circus hell.  The main activities are tubing down the river drunk, eating 'happy' pancakes, and then watching Friends or South Park reruns (playing loudly at every restaurant) whilst staring at the screen totally zoned out.  There's hundreds of tourists, hundreds of guesthouses, loads of tourist-'friendly' restaurants, and the stunning scenery.  Worth a stop for the night, but I wouldn't want to spend 10 days there as the girl behind us on the bus the next day had done!

Running through the middle of town is an abandoned airport runway, where locals light huge bonfires at night and cross it in trucks and scooters to get between the town's main roads.


There's a tiny night market, but you won't see many tourists here - they're too busy hanging out with Ross and Rachel.


Alcohol is ridiculously cheap here.  You can get a 26 ounce bottle of 'whisky' (probably some other kind of locally-made spirit) for three Canadian dollars!  It's a dream for some and the results a nightmare for others.

Cobra and scorpion, together at last in alcohol.  Um, no thank you.

Look at all the Johnny Walker!  Oh wait, that's not Johnny Walker...

Vang Vieng is apparently trying to clean up its act and cut down a bit on the noisy, reckless tourist hedonism.  So in support of those efforts, I'll leave you with a couple shots to remind us of why people started going there in the first place - the tubing river.


Tourists Suck

This post is about responsible tourism.  I don't mean travelling in an ecologically friendly manner, or avoiding giving money to governments or organizations that could harm people, or even not littering.  I mean the most basic tenet of being culturally sensitive, or: "don't be a huge dick."

Much of southeast Asia is Buddhist.  Temples, monasteries and orange-robed monks are a common sight and an important part of life.  In fact, given their austere living conditions and the fact they have given up worldly goods and concerns to meditate and to do good, monks are given the same priorities as the elderly and infirm on transit and in daily life.  Most young men are expected to live as a monk for at least several months at some point in their lives.

One important tradition is alms-giving.  Monks live on zero income, and totally depend on the charity of others to survive.  So all over SE Asia (but normally in smaller centres) novices and young monks walk down the street in a procession every dawn, collecting their food for the day in a bowl.  People in the community sit on the street with some food, and put a small amount into each monk's bowl.  This allows the monks to eat, and is important "merit-making" (i.e. gathering karmic brownie points) for the donors.  It's a time-honoured tradition, simple and beautiful.

Unfortunately, given its picturesque surroundings, large number of monks/temples and large numbers of tourists, Luang Prabang has become a major center for viewing such alms-giving.  Viewing itself is not a problem, but as our guidebook (and certainly any guidebook) tells us, you should not interfere with the processions or draw unwanted attention to yourself.  Monks must be humble and reflective - they should not even take things handed to them directly, and should not be touched without invitation, particularly by women.  So take some quiet photos from across the street if you must, but don't get right up next to the monks while they're collecting alms.  Don't set off flashes right in their faces.  Don't follow them down the street or join the procession - the guidebook specifically says not to follow the procession in your van (!).  And if you truly want to give alms to the monks, don't buy the crappy food sold for that purpose by street vendors - buy good-quality food, sit on the street and give it humbly and sincerely, without speaking, and don't use it as "bait" so your partner can pop out and snap close-ups of the monks.

All makes a lot of sense, right?  Anyone with an iota of sensitivity would probably do this without needing to read a guidebook, I'm sure.

We got up at 5:30 am so we could take a look at the processions, which start around 6:00.  A lot of people were trickling onto the street as early as 5:45.



The only two people in town NOT going to view the alms ceremony.  That's OK - I think the oversize hoodie, tiny miniskirt and outrageously high heels would have generated enough cognitive dissonance to cause strokes in several monks.



Just after 6:00, we noticed a parade of vehicles heading down the street - buses, tuk-tuks, scooters, as well as people on foot.  This is actually a lull in the traffic.  Oh-oh.




Good God where did all these people come from?  There aren't even any monks around yet - these are just the people setting up to give out alms (seated, mostly tourists), and people lining up to capture the monks on camera (all tourists).  Note that the monks walk down the sidewalk, which is covered with people - the proper spot to take photos is ACROSS THE STREET.  And there were enough camera flashes to cause epileptic seizures.  Haven't these people looked into this ceremony?  Haven't the locals told them what the etiquette is?


A briefly unattended tray of food ready to be donated to many monks.



It gets worse - a parade of fancy new mini buses carted in a bunch of well-off Chinese tourists from their hotel a few blocks away.  I suppose that was too far to walk on such a pleasant, cool morning.



Each had a stool, cushions and food already set up for them, and all got to wear a little Buddhist-style sash so they could pretend they were the Bhudda for a day.  5-10 minutes of putting rice in monk bowls while taking thousands of photos, then they piled back into the vans and headed out well before alms-time was over.


The monks start showing up, and this is the scene.  Notice how we're down the street and across from the alms-giving?  Notice how you can hardly see the monks for the paparazzi swarming to within inches for super-close-up photos?  I mean, did Lindsay Lohan just get out of a Lamborghini without any underwear?  These aren't zoo animals where you can press your camera up to the glass and snap away!  These are human beings!  In particular they are human beings who require much more personal space than average, who are partaking in an ancient solemn tradition, and who are collecting charity in order to eat anything that day.  How would you like hundreds of tourists swarming around you snapping flash photos while saying your wedding vows, or while making confession, then following you out of the church, still snapping?


A rare moment free from photo harassment.  The monks carry a special bowl with a lid.  If they have enough or if they don't want what you're giving, they leave the lid on the bowl.  If they want to accept alms from you, they move the lid aside and let you put a small amount of rice or other food in the bowl.


People put a lot of things into the monks' bowls that are either not appropriate or not necessary - primarily packaged/processed foods.  As you can see above, the monks unload these into baskets provided by certain townspeople - probably those in need of extra food.


Here's what the procession should look like - an even line of monks, silent, humbly accepting alms.



And here's what it really looks like in one of the less-busy areas.  Tourists snapping iPad photos from a few inches away.



A group of older monks (they seemed to be visitors) were very happy to be handing out alms to the young novices - they were smiling and friendly and seemed to be providing good stuff.  They were also the only people who could give alms while standing (the townspeople all sit down while giving alms).



Finally, exhausted from the fishbowl of attention and the never-ending gauntlet of photo-obsessed tourists, some monks turn down a side street, returning to their temple through a side entrance.  But they will be back tomorrow, as will a fresh group of tourists.

I suppose tourism is bringing money to Laotian towns such as Luang Prabang.  And the monks might put up with such attention because, well, they're monks and are supposed to rise above such worldly concerns, but also the money might help the townspeople, and some benefits could also trickle down to the temples and the monks.  But they should not have to endure an unwanted transformation into the human equivalent of dancing bears each morning.

Tourists suck.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Lovely, Lovely Luang Prabang

Relaxed from massages and with full bellies from our cooking class, our next destination was Luang Prabang, Laos.  Look at a map - Chiang Mai is only about 100 km from Luang Prabang.  Should be an easy journey, right?  Let's just say that looks can be deceiving.  Factor in roads, mountains, and rivers, and the journey overland from Chiang Mai to LP isn't just a couple hours - it's two days by bus, or three days by bus and boat... or one hour by plane.  The flights weren't particularly cheap, but we decided that we would splurge and fly.  One hour in a Lao Airlines ATR-72 and we were in Laos' most beloved city and a UNESCO world heritage site.  Guidebooks rave about it, fellow travellers rave about it - how good can this place be?

We kicked off our first evening with a wander along the famous Mekong River.  Hazy skies make for lovely light over the longboats that ply the river.


 Second order of business - taste the national beer, Beerlao, at a riverside cafe.  Unfortunately our bottle was stale (a one-year-old bottle of light lager tends to get that way), but that didn't ruin the scenery.



The French colonial influence on LP plays a big part in its beauty.  It also means that many of the signs are in both Laotian and French, and could also be the cause for the large number of French-speaking tourists here.


We wandered around to find a city just as lovely as claimed.



Waking up to a cool morning - only about 20 degrees - we headed our way up the nearby hill, Phu Si. Phu Si is about 100 metres high with a temple on top, a cave shrine, and the ruins of a temple originally constructed in 1395.

A temple at the bottom of the hill in the Royal Palace complex, now a museum.
There's about 300 stairs, with vendors along the way happy to take your Laotian Kip in exchange for a cold beverage or a snack.

Standing atop Phu Si looking out at the valley below.

Looking back down on the city - LP has about 62,000 people and its fair share of sprawl.


Never mind the monk building, can you see the spider in the centre of this shot?  Bigger than anything we saw in Australia for sure.

Some of the walkways have dragon tails as railings.

Back down the hill, we decided to try our luck crossing the bamboo footbridge to the other side of the Nam Khan River.  Before 6 pm it costs about a dollar to cross, with money going to reconstruct the bridge after it is removed each year in time for the wet season floods.  And why would luck be needed to cross this bridge, you may ask?


It's a bit rickety, to say the least.


Chad's not scared of the big bad bridge!

On the other side we found a cafe in the shade overlooking the river where we drank (fresh) Beerlao, tried to play French Trivial Pursuit, and ate - steamed rice for me, black sticky rice and smoked eggplant dip for Chad.  Heaven, particularly as the day was really starting to heat up by then.




1) Ball up the rice, 2) Dip in the eggplant concoction, 3) Enjoy! 

Looking up the river on our way back.


In the heat of the day we wandered about town taking in the sights - in particular those related to food - before realizing that we are on vacation and it was too damn hot to be outside in the sun.

These are (probably) water buffalo sausages drying in the hot, hot afternoon sun.


We emerged for dinner just before the sun went down.  I'll leave you with this shot that Chad took near sunset and you can judge LP for yourself...